My Dream Bike
Hello, my name is John and I ride a bicycle. My bicycle is worth more than your car and has Shimano gears which are the best
As bicycles do not come with safety airbags, I now carry an inflatable raft and pump with me at all times. A lot of people choose not to ride a bicycle because they are too embarrassed to wear a crash helmet but by painting the helmet light brown, it can easily be disguised as a large mushroom.

