Top 11 Australian Beer commercials

With summer temperatures rising, the warm sand between my toes, the cricket on the radio and and safe in the knowledge that @BiteTheDust is in a dry land…here are my top Aussie beer ads to help you through the parching months. 

But remember the advertisements are for visual consumption only! – a responsible drinker is a responsible thinker and ‘if you drink and drive – you’re a bloody idiot

Number 11: Classic Victoria Bitter commercial from 1974

Number 10: Hahn Premium light – Responsible drinking

Number 9: XXX Gold – hidden trasure

Number 8: Tooheys New – Guide dog

Number 7: Victoria Bitter – Answer to Global Warming

Number 6: VB Shout Politics

Number 5: Victoria Bitter – the VB symphony

Number 4: Carlton Mid-Strength: He speaks ‘woman’

Number 3: Carlton Mid-Strength – The Shed

Number 2: Carlton Draught – FlashDance

Number 1: Carlton Draught – The Big Ad

Aussie Jingle Bells in a rusty Holden ute

Aussie Jingle Bells


Dashing through the bush
In a rusty Holden Ute
Kicking up the dust
Esky in the boot
Kelpie by my side
Singing Christmas songs
It’s summer time and I am in
My singlet, shorts & thongs 

Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Christmas in Australia
On a scorching summers day
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Christmas time is beut
Oh what fun it is to ride in a
rusty Holden ute

Engine’s getting hot
Dodge the kangaroos
Swaggy climbs aboard
He is welcome too
All the family is there
Sitting by the pool
Christmas day, the Aussie way
By the barbecue!

Come the afternoon
Grandpa has a doze
The kids and Uncle Bruce
Are swimming in their clothes
The time comes round to go
We take a family snap
Then pack the car and all shoot through
Before the washing up