Essential Checklist for Santa’s little helpers

With the imminent arrival of ‘the big man’ there is much to do.

To avoid potential confusion; prevent inappropriate gift distribution and to promote accuracy of ‘naughty/nice’ designation – Mr S Claus has designed a handy form for children everywhere to complete.

In an age when reducing our carbon footprint has become paramount, the number of appropriate access points has fallen to an all time low. It is therefore imperative that the ‘Santa visit application form’   is completed in full and returned to the North Pole Office before the 24th December. 

Accurate completion of the form will refine ‘access points’ and ‘gift placement’ options. This will help create a more streamlined distribution service in keeping with the current downsizing strategies of Grotto Inc.

On behalf of the North Pole Distribution service, Grotto Inc and Mr S Claus I thank you in advance for your co-operation in this matter. 

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