PharMacoTequila release new wonder drug

Please review this important announcement regarding the  launch of a new colorless, odorless, volatile and highly flammable ‘wonder drug’ from PharMacoTequila. 

Although the desired ‘positive attributes’ of this medication have been reproduced in extensive double-blinded multi-tavernic trials it is unlikely that the medication will gain FDA licencing approval without significant structural modification. 

As detailed in this short press release the desired positive effects of ‘increased assertiveness’ and ‘improved self-confidence’ are short lived. Indeed, trials have revealed that following an initial and invariably transient period of ‘euphoria’ the incumbent side effects of ‘remorse’, ‘shame’, ‘embarrassment’ and cephalalgia set in.